You Are Next - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by The Burbs

Inspired by The Burbs

Arched golden-tan bold serif text reads "BARMAIDS" above a rubber hose style cartoon mascot of an anthropomorphic beer mug with a foamy top

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Pale gold distressed text below reads "THE LAND OF OPES AND DREAMS

Nobody in hockey history has been checked harder than a 16-bit sprite

You Are Next - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by The BurbsPointing at someone across a crowded kumite after just hospitalizing their friend is the kind of customer service that keeps the underground death tournament industry thriving. Chong Li never needed a marketing budget. Inspired by Bloodsport. The Details: White angular text styled in faux Asian lettering reads "YOU ARE" above a posterized photo of Chong Li, bare chested and pointing one finger upward in his signature kumite pose. Large red brushstroke