Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest White cursive script reads "Tee

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

Running a tab under someone else's name at the country club requires zero planning and absolute conviction that consequences are for other people

Atlanta's Atlantas took the field in 1885 as part of the Southern League

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Earning your patch in the Loners Rebels BC requires surviving Large Marge and confirming the Alamo has no basement

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest White cursive script reads "Tee"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold