The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"

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Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

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The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"Bicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen