Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Prohibitionists" across the top

Prohibitionists" across the top

which is less a business model and more a confession

Inspired by Steve Janowski and Kenny Powers shopping mall business idea

A vintage 1950s-style illustration of a grinning man in a collared shirt rests a golf club over his shoulder

topped by a golden crown

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Prohibitionists" across the topBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below