Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu with white cursive script reading

with white cursive script reading "Zim's" above smaller white text reading "SAN FRANCISCO" and "MARIN COUNTY

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

O'Brien's Restaurant earned its reputation as a distinction in dining across San Jose for decades

Theodore Roosevelt

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu with white cursive script readingRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY