Hellhound Hallucinations red Arrive on a tropical island

Arrive on a tropical island and want to wow strangers with your wit

no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running

BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE

A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing

and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow

Hellhound Hallucinations red Arrive on a tropical islandWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider