Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "PORTLAND" above a weathered white illustration of an igloo with a baseball rising behind it

This design is part of our retro collection

Arched distressed white block serif text reads "MERICA" in a collegiate varsity style

letting people swear in public while maintaining total deniability

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

Trust Me I'm a Professional - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Arched distressed white text readsBare wires sparking together is the universal symbol for someone whose confidence peaked about three seconds before the breaker tripped. Electrical tape and optimism are doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TRUST ME," above "I'M A" in a smaller size. A hand drawn white illustration depicts two hands pressing stripped wire ends together, producing a jagged electrical arc and spark lines at the contact