Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red "18" and "92" flank the

"18" and "92" flank the mascot

Cotton breathes

Distressed light blue angular serif text reads "WATERBURY" across the top

Wholesome clip art canoe guys have no idea they're paddling straight into the most regrettable Google search at your barbecue

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red "18" and "92" flank theSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"