Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L and white beard

and white beard

Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top

ACULA'S" arching above a vintage hand-drawn vampire illustration with red glowing eyes

winged dragon rendered in distressed dark olive green woodcut-style linework stands amid red flames

angular italic lettering with a futuristic slant

Check Out My Junk - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L and white beardPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan