I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee A vintage woodcut-style portrait of

A vintage woodcut-style portrait of Mike Damone

Inspired by Uncle Buck

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY

I Ate An Old 96er - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pee-wee A vintage woodcut-style portrait ofFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD