Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN"

Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN" below the peaks

and absolutely zero patience for low ambitions

A red ribbon banner across the jar center reads "OFFICIAL MEMBER" in white text

Bumpuses' hounds treating your holiday dinner like an all-you-can-eat buffet remains the most devastating culinary catastrophe in neighborhood history

forming a trefoil-style logo

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Green distressed text reads "MOUNTAIN"Johnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading