Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy Hiking gear printed in the

Hiking gear printed in the style of a 1970s forestry pamphlet is doing a lot of heavy lifting as an alibi for a phrase nobody has ever said innocently

Arched white serif text reads "YES I'M INTO" curving above a digital illustration of a ring-style donut with glossy golden-brown maple glaze

Red and blue text at the bottom reads "BOSTON

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Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy Hiking gear printed in theBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text