Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching

Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter-Killers

Oval badge outline with a gold inner frame border contains a dark illustration of Farkus

" and "LOS ANGELES

Large white outlined serif letters read "LAW" centered below

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watchingEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring