John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL rendered in black and tan

rendered in black and tan ink

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Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Arched distressed white text reads "LAKE POTOWOTOMINIMAC

Pee-wee Herman leaps mid-air in the background in a gray suit

John Matrix Lumber Co. - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL rendered in black and tanRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text