Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Hoodie long beach and black bow tie sits

and black bow tie sits centered between distressed red vertical stripes

Salinas Packers took the field in 1954

Jacked Santa working a candy cane pole like he's putting himself through elf trade school is the Christmas card Hallmark keeps rejecting

brown feathered hair

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

Realer Than Your Bitch Ass - Unisex Hoodie long beach and black bow tie sitsBigfoot, a creature with zero verified photographs, is out here calling you fake, and the worst part is he might have a point. At least Sasquatch never photoshopped himself into a vacation he didn't take. The Details: Brown rounded text reads "REALER THAN YOUR" above larger brown block text reading "BITCH ASS." Below, a detailed vintage woodcut style illustration in brown ink depicts Bigfoot mid stride through a wilderness scene of evergreen trees.