My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss its round clock face frozen

its round clock face frozen at 10:04 with two gargoyle statues flanking the brick facade

Stuffing a banana in a tailpipe is the kind of move that only works if you have Axel Foley's laugh and absolutely zero respect for Beverly Hills PD

Distressed white script text reads "Merle's" at the top

no-tell Scotch

GIVES YOU TONS OF ENERGY" printed below the arrows

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_ss its round clock face frozenSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and