Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Women's T-Shirt Size:S and white powdered wig

and white powdered wig

Nobody escapes that stare

and somehow a mug

and a thirty-story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy

" with a small white inverted triangle centered beneath it

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Women's T-Shirt Size:S and white powdered wigEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads