This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL White geometric outlines of a

White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a 1980s synthwave style

Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

Bold white text below reads "NOT STONED

Arched white serif text reads "CHARGE IT" above centered italic script reading "To The" flanked by small horizontal dashes

This is Not a Drill - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL White geometric outlines of aScrewdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft. Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life. The Details: Diagonal yellow and black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL." A vintage style yellow flathead screwdriver illustration occupies the center. A matching diagonal hazard stripe bar anchors the bottom beneath the