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Cerrano's rum budget should have flagged something in the clubhouse expense reports

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Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

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Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

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