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Golden-yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY

but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move

Generations of regulars treated it less like a restaurant and more like a second home

Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair

positioned above bold distressed white block letters reading "BURTON'S GYM" with red-orange Chinese characters "体育" and "合格" flanking a larger white "Gym

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