I Do it For The Ho's - Unisex Sweatshirt allentown acknowledging that surviving December requires

acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit

and a bottle

with a small rectangular hatch drawn on its side

Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach

a cartoon gray metal ice bucket with a handle holds four yellow beer bottles

I Do it For The Ho's - Unisex Sweatshirt allentown acknowledging that surviving December requiresSanta openly admitting he does it for the ho's is the most honest thing a man in a red suit has ever said. Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering. A vintage hand drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below, depicting his hat, bushy beard, mustache, and grinning expression with a weathered texture