Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Penguins already waddle like they're

Penguins already waddle like they're one gust of wind away from a full yard sale

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

Loyalty like that deserves a permanent spot on the couch and full control of the remote

" and "CLASS D" in condensed serif text

" A digital illustration of a pontoon boat with a white and gray deck

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Penguins already waddle like they'reDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: