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Those lower classifications were where the game stayed close enough to touch

" with "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS" on either side

Arched golden-tan bold serif text reads "BARMAIDS" above a rubber hose style cartoon mascot of an anthropomorphic beer mug with a foamy top

And then when they walk over they gonna smell those baked potatoes bakin' in the microwave

" both in a bubbly 1970s letterform style with weathered texture throughout

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