Long Way To Mow - Unisex Hoodie science A digital illustration depicts Abraham

A digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in a blue top hat

with green bushes lining the curb below

Bowling pins replacing that corporate trefoil is the most aggressively relaxed act of brand sabotage ever committed in lowercase

Blue bubble lettering below reads "TO BANG

Distressed white block text at the top reads "I LOVE

Long Way To Mow - Unisex Hoodie science A digital illustration depicts AbrahamSlapping a Screaming Chicken on a riding mower is the most Bandit move any suburban dad has ever pulled. Eastbound and down, just trying to finish before the HOA shows up. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched black sans serif text reads "WE'VE GOT A LONG WAY TO MOW" curving above "AND A SHORT TIME TO GET THERE." A black and golden yellow riding lawn mower features a prominent golden phoenix hood decal, with green grass clippings