Alpha Male - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL A retro roller skate illustration

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

wearing a small cap with baseball stitching across its body

Wooderson didn't just crack the code

worn texture across the letterforms

1877" beside "LEAGUE ALLIANCE" in smaller distressed white type

Alpha Male - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL A retro roller skate illustrationPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow