I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Flanking stars on a Solo

Flanking stars on a Solo cup is the closest thing to a varsity letter most people's livers will ever earn

Sho'nuff hearing about Leroy's dental bullet-catching skills is the moment a man's entire reign gets threatened by orthodontics

Stacked retro bubble-script text reads "Alright

carrying the name of the orchards that once defined the region

opening along Collins Avenue in the 1950s

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Flanking stars on a SoloKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.