Kidnapped by a Cyborg single lens and Call Me Tarmac Daddy

and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies

In case you're not relating to this name personally

dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses

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Kidnapped by a Cyborg single lens and Call Me Tarmac DaddySemi rimless, blue shield frames. Polarised gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P. S. Resistance is futile.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider Fit for Larger Heads. View Our Sizing Recommendations Smaller Frames Medium Frames Bigger Frames Gradient Lenses Dark to light tint blocks overhead rays and increases ground