This is Not a Drill - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor A retro roller skate illustration

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them

attend a rally

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

This is Not a Drill - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor A retro roller skate illustrationScrewdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft. Somewhere a dad pointed at this in a hardware store and made a friend for life. The Details: Diagonal yellow and black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL." A vintage style yellow flathead screwdriver illustration occupies the center. A matching diagonal hazard stripe bar anchors the bottom beneath the