Schweddy Balls - 11oz Coffee Mug ut2-rebuilt Dalton's three simple rules run

Dalton's three simple rules run a tight operation

Vinny's undefeated record makes that gold serif lettering technically accurate

" in lighter weight above "KNOCKIN'" in heavier weight

and somehow a mug

Tommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect

Schweddy Balls - 11oz Coffee Mug ut2-rebuilt Dalton's three simple rules runPete Schweddy's balls have been delighting NPR listeners since 1998, which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud. The Delicious Dish remains the most committed bit in sketch comedy history, and somehow a bakery made it real. The Details: Arched cream text reads "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH" above "PETE SCHWEDDY'S" in gold serif lettering, flanked by gold scrollwork flourishes and ornate vine like borders. Bold red blackletter