Top O' The Mornin' To Ya - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S surrounded by light blue starfish

surrounded by light blue starfish shapes

Distressed white block text reads "MILF" across the top

White slab-serif text reads "La VILLa" above larger "TAXCO

with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars

Inspired by the unforgettable booby traps from Home Alone

Top O' The Mornin' To Ya - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S surrounded by light blue starfishGreeting strangers with aggressive cheerfulness before 10 AM is either a personality type or a heritage obligation. One day a year, it becomes mandatory for an entire demographic. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "TOP O' THE" above a three band retro arc in dark orange, medium orange, and golden yellow. Flowing white cursive script reads "Mornin'" beneath the arc. Bold distressed white block text at the bottom reads "TO YA!" Fit &