Free High Fives - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners with large cream text reading

with large cream text reading "TOSCHE STATION" and smaller text reading "POWER CONVERTERS & SHIP PARTS" below

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Free High Fives - Unisex T-Shirt ridgeville corners with large cream text readingAdvertising free high fives on your chest is a bold assumption that strangers needed a written invitation to slap your palm. Half the room will oblige, the other half will switch grocery store aisles. The Details: Distressed white bold serif text stacked in three centered lines reads "Free High Fives" in a rounded retro typeface with a weathered, worn print texture across the lettering. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft