G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white

Gold-bordered parallelogram with a white interior contains dark navy brush script reading "HOWARD BOWL

rendered in gray and flesh tones

Inspired by Edward Scissorhands

Distressed white arched block text reads "FEEDING" above a detailed white top-down illustration of a mosquito with spread wings

Decades of uncredited rejections

G.I. Jose - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Gold-bordered parallelogram with a whiteG. I. Jos took the most aggressively patriotic toy branding the Pentagon ever accidentally created for seven year olds and just swapped in an accent mark and a flag. The template didn't even flinch, which says more about the original than the parody. The Details: Bold white italic sans serif text reads "G. I. JOS" with a green star embedded in the letter "I," followed by horizontal stripes in green, white, and red extending to the right. Smaller white