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Bold white block letters reading "HOUSE" sit on a blue rectangular banner

Red and blue text at top reads "THE HOME OF" and "SKATE DANCERS" flanking a red vintage illustration of a couple in quad roller skates mid-dance

Heavy weathered texture throughout the lettering gives a vintage screen-print appearance

navy tricorn hat bearing a baseball

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