I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard a cartoon-style hand in peach

a cartoon-style hand in peach skin tone with black outlines holds up two fingers in a peace sign

Brown vintage hand-drawn Bigfoot strides mid-step in the classic Patterson-Gimlin pose

Earning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

José finally getting proper attribution for his most famous quote is long overdue

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard a cartoon-style hand in peachBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked