Easily Distracted Birds - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif text

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "HANCOCK INFANTS" above a vintage cartoon illustration of a baby's face wearing a light blue baseball cap

a farmhouse

bearded figure with brown feathered hair wearing an open light blue button-up

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Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly

Easily Distracted Birds - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed orange serif textOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,