Hang In There It Gets Worse - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White MINNESOTA" above distressed curved text

MINNESOTA" above distressed curved text reading "ESTABLISHED 1935" flanking a circular purple emblem containing a home plate symbol

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Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Hang In There It Gets Worse - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White MINNESOTA" above distressed curved textSloths already hang from branches as a career, so slapping "hang in there" on one is less motivation and more nature documentary. Adding "it gets worse" just upgrades it from guidance counselor wall art to the most honest thing in the room. The Details: Arched dark navy brush style text reads "HANG IN THERE" above a vintage engraving style sloth hanging upside down from a branch, rendered in crosshatched line work. Curved dark navy text below reads