Shake and Bake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Calling dibs on the turkey

Calling dibs on the turkey neck at a family dinner is the kind of power move that tells everyone exactly where you rank in the household

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

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screen-capture quality with muted color tones typical of an edited film frame

Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up

Shake and Bake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Calling dibs on the turkeyShaking and baking was never a cooking technique, it was a blood oath between two men whose entire theology ran on Mountain Dew and lap times. Cal never should have stopped being the magic man. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Distressed block letters in alternating red, blue, and yellow spell "SHAKE" across the top, with white text reading "AND" between two fist bumping hands wearing red racing gloves. Multicolored distressed text below