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America's been tea bagging England for over 250 years and somehow turned it into a recruitment poster

Green small-caps text at the bottom reads "NEWPORT BEACH

" flanked by a glove and cleats

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

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Aloha Beaches v2 - Unisex T-Shirt outsiders America's been tea bagging EnglandAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."