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George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

Clubs like this one carried a town's pride long before minor league systems formalized the game

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

Fireworks Director is a self-appointed title earned by whoever has the longest lighter and the shortest attention span

playing a soprano saxophone in an ornate jacket

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