Peffercorn's Lifeguard Training v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Embrace the season with humor

Embrace the season with humor and style—this sweatshirt is guaranteed to be a crowd-pleaser

Elves clocking out of Santa's workshop and holding a beer by 5:01 is the most relatable thing about December

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"As God is my witness… I thought turkeys could fly

Baseball wasn't just entertainment down there

Peffercorn's Lifeguard Training v2 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Embrace the season with humorSquints didn't fake a drowning, he enrolled in a vocational program with a very specialized curriculum. Lotioning, oiling, and smiling are legitimate skills when your future depends on one moment of CPR. Inspired by The Sandlot. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: A white starburst emblem reading "ESTD 1962" sits at the top left. Below, a red monochrome illustration of Wendy