Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Nobody questions the tuxedo if

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Nobody argues because the organ player drowns out dissent

I wrote a song about it

and a single figure at the helm floats on light blue water with small white wave details

Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst with two smaller accent stars sits in the upper left area

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