What's Poppin'? Firecracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL So-crates himself would probably approve

So-crates himself would probably approve

with white italic serif text reading "OPEN" centered inside it

Inspired by Poor Richard's Pub from The Office

A black ship's helm wheel appears at the top with a yellow and blue ribbon banner reading "REUBEN E

but this one belonged to a community that took it personally

What's Poppin'? Firecracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL So-crates himself would probably approveFirecrackers answering their own rhetorical questions is the exact energy level the Fourth of July deserves. The bar for holiday humor is so low it's underground, and this pun still limbo'd right under it. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "What's" above "Poppin'?" with a question mark. A red firecracker snapping in half sits between the text lines, centered around a bright yellow explosion burst with red spark lines radiating