My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather decaying composer in Baroque-era attire

decaying composer in Baroque-era attire with long hair and a cravat

which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral

Generations of families and league bowlers passed through those doors

both arms raised straight above his head in a touchdown signal

with curved distressed white text reading "FRANCIS" below

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather decaying composer in Baroque-era attireSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and