Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Fratelli's" at the top

Red block text at the bottom reads "CHESTER

a gathering place rooted in the postwar bowling boom of the 1950s

but that girl on roller skates refuses to stop circling the rink

Santa's catchphrase being three repetitions of 'ho' was always suspiciously on the nose for a guy who watches people in bed all year

Take a Pitcher - Unisex T-Shirt fasttimes1 Distressed white script text readsOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold