Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Every house fire looks wholesome

Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover

Posterized illustration in rust

Tommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect

with sugar on top

Bug never stood a chance against a man whose business model is pure unhinged menace

Back in My Day We Had 9 Planets - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Every house fire looks wholesomePluto got demoted by a committee vote, which is basically a reality show elimination but with worse wardrobes. Nobody memorized a mnemonic about eight pizzas. The Details: Cartoon style solar system illustration depicts the Sun and nine traditional planets in full color along white orbital rings, with Pluto at the outermost position. Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover