Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M White radiating burst lines extend

White radiating burst lines extend outward from behind "WHISTLING BUNGHOLES" in a starburst pattern

Some teams vanish from the record books but never from the soil they played on

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

" and "TED'S

and it's coming from a kid who hasn't been born yet

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M White radiating burst lines extendCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads