Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross Abiding and doing the Dew

Abiding and doing the Dew are fundamentally incompatible philosophies

Formatting a middle school joke like a Hemingway quote is the kind of misplaced confidence that deserves its own TED talk

Distressed white block text reads "NO SHIRT

NJ" and magenta text reading "ESTD 1985

and blue limbs holds a bottle in one hand and points with the other

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex T-Shirt waycross Abiding and doing the DewRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late