Pizza Party - Unisex Tank Top thehits flanked by red decorative scroll

flanked by red decorative scroll banners and featuring a strawberry illustration on the jar body

Distressed white stencil-style text below reads "GET OFF MY LAWN

Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

That finger-to-temple pose radiates the fraudulent authority of a man who fails upward professionally

A small white silhouette of a rock hammer sits centered beneath the text

Pizza Party - Unisex Tank Top thehits flanked by red decorative scrollPizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox