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Undefeated Toilet Clogging Champ - Unisex Sweatshirt retrotech WI" above a posterized portraitChampionship belts exist for boxing, wrestling, and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair. Massive Dump Division implies weight classes, which means somewhere a lightweight is clogging toilets with remarkable efficiency. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "UNDEFEATED" above a white top down illustration of an open toilet bowl with "DUMP" on its base, containing a brown poop emoji style pile, flanked