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" and "LYONS" ring the outer border

Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up

" Gold script reads "New Haven" and "Connecticut" beside the emblem

" Teal sans-serif text below reads "On Pico • Los Angeles

Somewhere in Placentia a confused dental receptionist keeps getting calls about couples skate night

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Tank Top grand forks " and "LYONS" ring theChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"